Latest Funny status for Whatsapp

Last seen 1980! :D


God is really creative, I mean.. just look at me! :)


I'm not lazy, I'm on energy saving mode.


I love my job only when I'm on vacation.....


If life gives you lemons, just add vodka.


Hey there whatsapp is using me.


If College has taught us anything, it's texting without looking :)


Friends are forever, until they get in a relationship!! :P


C.L.A.S.S- come late and start sleeping :)


Relationship Status: Looking for a WiFi connection.

Having a best friend with the same mental disorder is a Gift. LOL


I need somebody to give me a Loan and then leave me Alone. :)


I don't usually sleep enough, but when I do, it's still not enough ;)


The most powerful words other than I LOVE YOU is "Salary is Credited" :)


I only need 3 things in life: Food, Wifi, Sleep :)


TODAY has been cencelled. Go back to BED :)


At least mosquito's are attracted to me.


All my life I thought air is free until I bought a bag of chips.


I hate people who steal my ideas, before I think of them :)


I always learn from mistake of others who take my advice :)


I just need a good Wifi & Wife.


Ooooooo…..Don’t copy my status.

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